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This whole thing is eerily familiar to ‘Black Mirror’ fans…

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“A guy shoving hard boiled eggs up his rectum.”

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There are many factors to consider: Who the sex is with. Where and what is involved in the sex. What pizza place did you get the pizza from? Are there toppings?

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Pizza is like ice cream—if you don’t like it, you’re probably a murderer.

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This is a more widespread problem than any of us would like and you need to know about it.

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Are the plates bigger in America, or do they just fit more on the plate?

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You’ll never guess!

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We aren’t strictly talking about taste here, there are numerous factors being considered, including but not limited to cost, convenience and sex appeal.