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Still you still work at the group home and hope every moment you take breath that the two of you will marry someday, and also you write for Pitchforkmedia.

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Happy Festivaling!

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Thanks to the armies of R. Kelly fanboys, weekend passes to this year’s Pitchfork Festival sold out faster than you could say “Remix to ignition, bro.”

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Munchies recently called Chicago America’s best food city, and there’s a reason why: it is.

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3. Avoid Blonds. Asymptomatic carriers of Summertime Sadness, Blonds are a near-human species that exist on a strict diet of chewing gum and human hearts.

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This expression of male vulnerability is needed in our culture, but the price at which Berninger is selling it may be too high.

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It is no longer a question of if you should listen to the new My Bloody Valentine album. It’s a question of what you will say about it, and whose side you’ll be on.

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After Pitchfork excerpted large chunks of her best-of-2012 music list, she deleted it, saying, “my tumblr is not a news source.”

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The band drives around a desert and performs songs in a picturesque outdoor setting as the light changes from sunset to dawn.

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They are also collaborating on designing a massive “womb-shaped” set surrounding (“engulfing,” per Björk’s representatives) the audience as well as an otherworldly, yet funky, light show.