Pisces may be friendly and kind, but they won’t allow just anyone get super close to them right away.
Today, something is going to shift.
Mercury is at home in Gemini. These people are the masters of multi-tasking, and they have a variety of interests.
SCORPIO: Men. Don’t. Know. How. To. Kiss. And half the time their breath is a rancid mixture of smoked fish and salami.
ARIES: You live in fear that you will go through life never having found the person that completes you, never having found The One. What if you die never knowing what real love feels like?
ARIES: You feel a very intense—but also very vague and unspecific—dread. You know there’s something wrong, something that you should be deeply worried about, but you have no idea what it is.
ARIES: Binge-eating until you explode.
Aries: Slowly, then all at once.
Libra: With an open, bleeding heart.
TAURUS: THE BLOATING … There isn’t a girl on Earth who can quite convince herself to enjoy feeling like one of those giant inflatable Macy’s Day Parade balloons.