Someone who disregards her as ‘too emotional.’
SCORPIO: When you’re deeply in love, it causes you tremendous emotional pain to be without your lover for a minute—even if they’re on the toilet! You want to possess your lover like Satan possessed Linda Blair in The Exorcist.
“She is water. Powerful enough to drown you, soft enough to cleanse you, deep enough to save you.”
ARIES: DON’T take that job offer. It might seems like a great opportunity, and sure, it’s a LOT more money, but do you really want to move away to a state that smells like cow manure just for a little extra cash?
VIRGO: Midway through the year, you will meet a guy who stirs feelings in you that go way deeper than mere physical desire. If you’re looking for love, grab his hand and never let go.
GEMINI: Brace yourself for an unanticipated expense sometime in the spring. Things will smooth out by the summer, and by the fall you’ll be able to afford that luxury item you’ve been craving for years.
TAURUS: This may be the happiest year of your life. Things will fall in place in unexpected ways. Don’t waste a single minute of 2018—savor every last drop as if it’s the finest creme brûlée.
PISCES: You are but a tender little sparrow who sees the good in people even when there’s no good to see. Some would see you as gullible. You just see yourself as nice.
LEO: You pray when you’re in trouble, but that’s about as far as it goes. To God, you’re like that annoying friend who only calls when you need something.
SCORPIO: The minute you enter the room, the music stops and everyone drops their drinks because things are gonna get serious.