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Let’s say your boyfriend is going off to college and you want to come off as the chillest girlfriend to walk this earth. Well then, this is the gift for you. You’re welcome.

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If someone does this to me, I swear to GOD I will cry.

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A feeling that before I’d reach age X or Y, I’d die. I’d get killed. I’d suffer some horrendous freak accident and life would end before it could continue. Because envisioning myself at an older state felt so impossible, so hard to grasp.

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6. I am compulsively impulsive and am only too eager to do things I think will make my life more interesting.

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No matter the setting, all these people are doing the same thing: just closing their eyes and letting themselves disappear.

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Does your body pillow pay rent? Is it getting screwed by the debt ceiling compromise? No? Put it on the floor.