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I need people to show me how to do the workout, but being a 22-year old who doesn’t have the income to pay for a personal trainer, I turned to YouTube.

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I felt like my chest was the first and only thing people saw when they saw me, and I was sick of it

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The issue, as all issues are, is best posed by a Kanye song.

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12. To the hotel guest who was eaten alive by bedbugs:
You didn’t sleep in the bathtub? Wow, OK, Prince Charles.

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7. Washing your face.

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3. Instead of a plank, stand in line at a bank!

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The whole time I’m afraid I’m going to drop something into the toilet that’s five inches behind me.

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These leg circles are harder than I thought. Not a pleasant feeling.