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You can barely see the slice of the pie chart which represents the Cranberry Pandowdy. You know why? A pandowdy is not a pie. It is a cross between a pie and a cobbler. I will eat a bite of it because I am polite, and then I will slap you in the face for bringing a pandowdy.
Often, under run of the mill conditions, my brain will think totally inane things that I will process as normal. Even my outward reactions to these circumstances may read as perfectly reasonable. But please trust me that my thought processes have little to no connection with reality. Here are some of my myriad secret eccentricities.