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“I’d take you to the movies but they don’t let snacks in.”

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Do you like whales? Because we can go hump back at my place. 

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INTJ: You look familiar, didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.

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Pizza is my second favorite thing to eat in bed.

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Did you fart, cause you blew me away.

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It’s so basic and so obvious that when you do it with a smile, it comes off as playful. And it’s all about being open, honest, and playful. 

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“‘I would suck your dad’s d*ck just to get a taste of the recipe.’ What do you say to that????”

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I’m gonna steal some of these.

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I know I may not be the prettiest girl here, but guess what? I’m the only one talking to you.

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“I heard your grades are bad….I’m sure this D won’t hurt.”