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Instead of using a random pick-up line on them that would work on anyone you saw, give them a specific, personalized compliment. Tell them how much you like their outfit, their hair, their eyes, their smile.

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Are you a pinata? Because I’d need a blindfold to smash that.

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“I have toilet paper.” 

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Can I be your first mistake of the year?

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Had to change out of my clothes and into my bathing suit in a park and asked my friend if he’d seen my boobs. “No, but could we fix that?” Yeah. We fixed that.

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“I’d take you to the movies but they don’t let snacks in.”

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Do you like whales? Because we can go hump back at my place. 

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INTJ: You look familiar, didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.

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Pizza is my second favorite thing to eat in bed.

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Did you fart, cause you blew me away.