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This is your lucky day, because I have compiled 11 extremely easy steps that, if taken, will lead to you becoming much more attractive then you are right now.

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Most men never really tend to see the beauty within you because they’re so focused on how gorgeous and cool you seem to be when they first met you or when you hang out.

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I, for once, would just like to be used and objectified.

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Making female friends will always be difficult.

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I’ve come to terms with being a Plain Jane, but for most of my life I’ve felt flat-out ugly.

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People aren’t as likely to catcall or harass you when you’re walking down the street, but they also won’t confuse you with their Boston Terrier.

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In Colombia there are zero qualms attached to cosmetic surgery, it’s a place founded on an industry of perfection.

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Never lose weight for someone.

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Fixing your eyebrows makes a hell of a difference.

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Suddenly everyone wants to see ugly because we’ve all forgotten what it looks like.