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It’s really no surprise that one Eagles fan was eager to give the photo a try during the parade in Philadelphia to celebrate the Super Bowl win.

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One of the relatively small tasks that comes along with my job is to build photo galleries for our website. The process is pretty simple, almost automatic. I don’t take the photos, I just load them into a gallery and click through each one to make sure everything looks good and the crops line up well before I post them online.

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Tell us a funny or poignant story, about how a roommate may have changed your life (for better or worse), and think back to the days of eating Ramen noodles in a cramped dorm room with no air conditioning.

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Wow, this is unsettling.

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You’re not just another pretty one, no, but that headshot speaks volumes in the language of the tweeterie.

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Journalism is dying. It had a good run, with all of its investigative reports and occasionally pretentious reporters, but now it’s time to step aside for the new, obviously more sophisticated writing form that’s taking over the internet: clickbait.

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14. I’m 99 percent sure I accidentally right-swiped my co-worker.

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I’ve never really been careful about my “Internet presence.”

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Tinder is taxing. If you live in Brooklyn you’ll have to pass by around 400 chevron and 200 horseshoe mustaches before stumbling on a cutie…

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And so I clicked. I did it, okay? I was about to call my sponsor and admit everything – my weaknesses, my cravings, EVERYTHING. But instead I clicked.