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I was going to send you nudes last night, but then I realized I didn’t have your number.

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This is very bad luck.

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This might be one of the weirdest campaign speeches. Ever.

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4. He’s too nervous. It can be that simple, really.

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So the other weekend… I met Aaron Carter. Not only that, but I got his number, too. Yeah, that is right.

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There’s no phone number attached to this missing poster featuring Lionel Richie’s beautiful face, but instead of a phone number you can just pull off your favorite lyric of his song “Hello,” which is arguably a ballad for people who have lost someone (is it Lionel Richie?) and just haven’t realized yet.