50 Hilarious Ways To Tell Telemarketers To Fuck Off January Nelson “ My brother would just say, “You sound hot. Are you hot?” whether it was a woman or a man. Subtle, yet effective.
21 Women Talk About The Creepiest Phone Call They’ve Ever Received Brittany Cox “ “I had a guy call me who was audibly masturbating and saying lewd things right off the bat. It was really fucking weird.”
8 Real-Life 911 Calls That Will Shock And Scare The Shit Out Of You Angel M. Rodriguez “ In one cold, heartless 911 call, the perpetrator tells the 911 operator that he murdered his wife, who was seven weeks pregnant.
This Is The Best And Simplest Way To Stop Robocalls Brian Gates “ There’s a solution and I’m here to tell you.
5 Ways To Stay In Contact With Friends Who Live Far Away Ellen Scheidt “ 1. Veto the group text message.
12 Signs You And Your Mate Are Not Compatible Marlee Pahos “ In the words of Heath Ledger circa 1999, “Don’t let anyone ever make you feel like you don’t deserve what you want. Go for it.” You deserve the best, friends. Don’t settle for what is “meh.”
On Disowning Your Mother Katherine Fairchild “ I haven’t spoken to her for the past four months, and I’m beginning to consider my long-term plans. Do I accept her back into the fold? She certainly has not changed. Then again, do I continue to ignore her? She is my mother after all.
15 Confessions For My Best Friends Genevieve Choate “ 2. I am so thankful for all of the minutes you’ve dedicated to me. I always worry that I won’t be able to repay you for them.
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Brittany Cox 
Angel M. Rodriguez 
Brian Gates 
Ellen Scheidt 
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