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If Michael Jackson Had Facebook

If Michael Jackson Had Facebook

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Michael Jackson is in a relationship with Lisa Marie Presley.

I’m Going To Be The First Self-Proclaimed Hipster

I’m Going To Be The First Self-Proclaimed Hipster

Josh Gondelman Josh Gondelman
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It has transitioned from a specific set of cultural touchstones (dating back to jazz cats) to something more like “a skinny person who is also a douchebag” or “someone who has an iPhone and/ or listens to music made after 1999.”

I Listened To And Wrote About The Latest Songs Listed In Pitchfork’s “Best New Tracks” Feature Until I Couldn’t Take It Anymore

I Listened To And Wrote About The Latest Songs Listed In Pitchfork’s “Best New Tracks” Feature Until I Couldn’t Take It Anymore

Blake Butler Blake Butler
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Seems like these guys might have never eaten food in their life. Felt my arm trying to move over to the mouse just now to click next track before I even thought to do that. So much “I’m going to the beach and never coming back” in all these white kids making up songs now.

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