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No matter what one goes through, there really is a song in every moment.

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20. Feeding into online trolls.

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For someone as successful as she is, it is astounding that she is so levelheaded and hasn’t let fame get to her.

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Everything Weird Al does is terrible, and everyone who likes him should be thrown down a flight of stairs in front of their loved ones.

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He’s back and he’s tackier than ever.

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If including the words “I know you want it” in a song titled “Blurred Lines” is enough to earn the collective scorn of half the Internet, why aren’t the following artists currently having their public executions petitioned for on Change.org?

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Ironically, I smiled like a crazy woman while writing these out.

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Clap along if you feel like a room without a roof.

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Taylor Swift: Your Future Ex-Girlfriend (Makes More Money Than You Ever Will)

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I laughed long and hard at this, and I think you will too.