I wish I could have explained to him the depth of my love. I hope he felt it.
You looked at me with eyes full of joy, hoping that I would take you home and give you a new life full of opportunity and puppy treats. Oh how I wish that I could have.
Today’s the day that I come home, and not have you waiting for me.
You are fully aware that in many ways you embody every obsessed pet owner stereotype..and you’re honestly not mad about it.
Breathes. Not even in an interesting way. Just breathes.
Sometimes, you just need a ‘Yes Man’ person in your life – not someone who tells you to calm down or to stop acting irrational. Your pet could be that person.
“He would be barking at nothing in an empty hallway or he would get in the bathtub and refuse to leave. I think he saw ghosts.”
Gemini (May 22nd to June 21st): Being given unsolicited advice from anyone, especially those who clearly do not have their shit together enough to be giving said advice (looking at you, MARGARET).
“My huge, fat, lazy male cat would take hot dogs and go feed them to a stray cat and her kitten.”
As a Cancer, you cannot stomach self-centered and egotistical people.