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Humans are more alike than they think. They’re usually annoyed by the same things. Here are some common pet peeves everyone shares:

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TAURUS: You hate being called clingy simply because you wear your heart on your sleeve. When you care about someone, you aren’t going to hide it. 

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LEO: When someone makes you feel stupid for getting excited about something that matters to you. 

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Close the dang cabinet doors! Close all the doors!

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ARIES: When you pay more attention to your phone than him.

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SCORPIO – Watching too much television, making too much of a mess, expecting to be mothered. 

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As a Cancer, you cannot stomach self-centered and egotistical people.

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Scorpio: How you just really need a drink. (It’s 2 pm!)

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“She smiled too much. It was creepy.”

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“When we met, he had a beard. After about a month, he shaved it and I realized underneath that beard he looks like a prepubescent boy. Like…I didn’t sign up to date Benjamin Button.”