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ARIES: When you pay more attention to your phone than him.

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SCORPIO – Watching too much television, making too much of a mess, expecting to be mothered. 

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As a Cancer, you cannot stomach self-centered and egotistical people.

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Scorpio: How you just really need a drink. (It’s 2 pm!)

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“She smiled too much. It was creepy.”

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“When we met, he had a beard. After about a month, he shaved it and I realized underneath that beard he looks like a prepubescent boy. Like…I didn’t sign up to date Benjamin Button.”

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Every zodiac sign has some rage in them, it is just a question of what triggers it and to what degree. Here is a rundown of the things that anger each zodiac sign the most.

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When we fall in love, it all seems so easy at first. Relationships take work. If you’re ready to throw in the towel at the first irritation, ask yourself if you want things to just be easy.

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“I hate it when he constantly asks if I’m enjoying myself. Just because I’m not screaming and moaning every second doesn’t mean you’re doing something wrong, just keep going, and don’t stop!”

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The gymnastics coach that told me I’d get fat if I quit the sport.