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Sometimes, you just need a ‘Yes Man’ person in your life – not someone who tells you to calm down or to stop acting irrational. Your pet could be that person.

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Breathes. Not even in an interesting way. Just breathes. 

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Not ready for a baby? Perfect! Dating a pet owner means you have an equally adorable soul to dress up like silly on every major holiday—all without nine months of pregnancy.

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Every pet owner can recall the surge of excitement that comes with bringing home a new puppy or kitten. You spend days animal-proofing your house, looking for every way your new fur baby could get into trouble.

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You could easily make a list of human beings you like less than your dog, and it wouldn’t be short.

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During this grooming, Watson found his best defense was his immense strength in his declawed front paws combined with the banshee scream that could only remind one of putting Katy Perry into a mulcher without the satisfaction of actually doing so.

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Someday I will adopt a little pug guy and we will live happily ever after. I’ll get married to some dreamboat and we’ll all live together in some impossibly chic brownstone. We’ll take the dog for four hour walks just so people can be totally jealous of our lives. “Look at that well-adjusted gay couple with a dog! A DOG!”