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Even though I have the same amount of hours in a day as Beyoncé, I simply do not have time to accomplish everything.

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Cursing an Editor: May no one understand what you do, how you do it, or why it’s important. May this eat away at your soul, forever.

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This job requires you to be three things at all times: sober, focused, and responsible for the lives of young people. I am hardly willing to be these things under normal circumstances, let alone while Ke$ha is playing and free booze is being doled out.