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It’s 2019, and all type of shame that women feel around their periods has to stop.

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GEMINI: You get extra sentimental. You say I love you a lot. All you want to do is cuddle.

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I guess sex can’t be avoided but periods can, am I right?

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I made a giant salad. And after eating it all I then started crying over how “fat” I was.

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“In high school, freshman year, I started my period in art class. I bled through my pants without noticing, and one of the most popular kids in the school, who was a senior at the time, noticed.”

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TAURUS: THE BLOATING … There isn’t a girl on Earth who can quite convince herself to enjoy feeling like one of those giant inflatable Macy’s Day Parade balloons.

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“If you’re ugly, then some men will automatically dislike you. If you’re attractive, then some women will automatically dislike you.”

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If periods weren’t already magical enough, that surge in hormones has another super negative side effect for me personally. And that’s capital Z Zits.

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Life is hard. Being a woman is hard.

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“He thought New York City was in California.”