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“He has a big jacked-up truck that has all these extra mods on it to make it loud and gaudy-looking.”

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“The moving ballsack looks like a deep-sea mollusk.”

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“What does a vagina feel like when you’re inside of it?”

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Don’t try ANY of these at home…well, maybe a few.

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“It’s like having a parasite that sucks blood from your brain, causing you to make really bad decisions.”

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“Anything more than a mouthful is a pain in the ass.”

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“When you poop…where does your penis go?”

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“It tastes like regret, sorrow, and salt.”