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“I find uncircumcised much better. Just less friction and it goes in more smoothly. Plus when I jerk them off or blow them I don’t feel like I’m doing it with some rubbery toy.”

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“No foreplay, he just yanked my legs apart and shoved it in dry.”

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“Getting accused of manspreading when I’m just trying to not squish em.”

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“I reached into his pants only to discover a dick the size of a toddler’s leg. He proudly stated it was 11″ long, with the girth about the size of my wrist. I immediately decided he was going nowhere near my vagina.”

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Can the eggplant get bigger?

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Frenulum. This is on the underside of his dick. It’s the spot that connects the head of his penis to the shaft and it’s super sensitive.

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“I feel terrible. I love this guy and he does everything he can for me. He’s the perfect partner in almost every way. Unfortunately, his penis is abnormally small, 3 inches erect.”

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Tell her, in detail, all the ways you’re going to return the favor after you orgasm. When she hears you talking about licking her pussy, she’ll be even more enthusiastic about sucking your cock.

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“Men get so bent out of shape about this yet we have no problem talking about liking certain size tits or shapes of asses.”

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Nicholas Cage also once did magic mushrooms with his cat.