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Balls hang at different levels. I’m still not over that.

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I used to struggle with it when I was younger because I had an unrealistic expectation of what was “normal” thanks to porn and every other guy I knew lying about how big they were if it ever came up. Now, I have a much more positive view of myself overall.

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You cannot take a large one if you’re not totally aroused. Blowjobs were the bane of my life. I used to be an avid giver but now I hate them. You can forget any hope of anal.

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“I find uncircumcised much better. Just less friction and it goes in more smoothly. Plus when I jerk them off or blow them I don’t feel like I’m doing it with some rubbery toy.”

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“No foreplay, he just yanked my legs apart and shoved it in dry.”

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“Getting accused of manspreading when I’m just trying to not squish em.”

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“I reached into his pants only to discover a dick the size of a toddler’s leg. He proudly stated it was 11″ long, with the girth about the size of my wrist. I immediately decided he was going nowhere near my vagina.”

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Can the eggplant get bigger?

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Frenulum. This is on the underside of his dick. It’s the spot that connects the head of his penis to the shaft and it’s super sensitive.

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“I feel terrible. I love this guy and he does everything he can for me. He’s the perfect partner in almost every way. Unfortunately, his penis is abnormally small, 3 inches erect.”