“Getting accused of manspreading when I’m just trying to not squish em.”
“I reached into his pants only to discover a dick the size of a toddler’s leg. He proudly stated it was 11″ long, with the girth about the size of my wrist. I immediately decided he was going nowhere near my vagina.”
Can the eggplant get bigger?
Frenulum. This is on the underside of his dick. It’s the spot that connects the head of his penis to the shaft and it’s super sensitive.
“I feel terrible. I love this guy and he does everything he can for me. He’s the perfect partner in almost every way. Unfortunately, his penis is abnormally small, 3 inches erect.”
“Men get so bent out of shape about this yet we have no problem talking about liking certain size tits or shapes of asses.”
Nicholas Cage also once did magic mushrooms with his cat.
Friendship? That’s not going to do it justice. We’re partners. Brothers even, cut from the same cloth and we’ve been inseparable since the day I was born. We got a bond homie, there’s no denying that.
Most of us have never literally worshipped a phallus, but historically, penises have been the focus of much religious veneration.
“I sent that to her, right? Shit.” Starts swiping his iPhone to the “Social” folder, furiously desperate to open SnapChat. “Ok, thank God.”