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The world’s a big place, filled with mostly boring people. A few freaks still slip through, though. The four-way taught me what hope meant. No matter how high I climb, there will always be a taller mountain.

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Spank my ass so hard you leave a handprint.

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“Told a guy to eat my ******* in a public bathroom stall. He did.”

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“When I’m inside a bedroom, I want the guy to throw me around like I’m a dirty little rag doll.”

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“I cum so easily, I have to fake not cumming.”

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It doesn’t take a Doctorate in Sociology to know online dating is a pretty normal concept these days. What was once seen as a cause for social stigma is now a general fact of being a single adult. And I had been one of those for the better part of a year now.

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1. Initiate sex. Even once.

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1.
She gave someone a blowjob for free Taco Bell.