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Clear pee, toxin-free!

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Hey fellow dudes! Let’s give the ladies a break in the kitchen. FOREVER.

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3. The way they incessantly touch their testicles.

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7. Picking their nose.

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7. Having a long, undisturbed shower

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Do not pass out in a Minnesotan street either; you will freeze to death.

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You know when you see piss on the lid and you think, “What kind of horrible human being does this?” Well, I didn’t see the piss this time, I sat in it, but I did see the guy who did…

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Actual toilets are a blessing.

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First, one must understand the circumstances of the Girl Pee. As we have generally not been blessed with a protruding organ for indiscriminate urination, we must find our own accommodations when not provided with a safe space in which to let loose.