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Generally we, as humans, are advised to only pee in a toilet. If you live in California, you’re advised to pee in the toilet but not to flush. We’re in a drought, so we’re supposed to follow the “if it’s yellow let it mellow” rule. And while they might not admit it, most people pee in the shower, even Kelly Clarkson.

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You say the shower is for washing? I say it’s for peeing. Dare to tell me otherwise and you’re liable to get peed on.