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An easy way to tell whether the body is getting enough fluids is by monitoring pee. Normal urine will be a transparent yellow color or an amber color. However, dehydration will cause urine color to darken.

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Clear pee, toxin-free!

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Your ability to go number 1 is actually a really amazing thing and is responsible for some important and odd inventions. Take a deep breath and go forward. I’ll make this the least amount of gross that I possibly can.

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Girls: I’m sorry for exposing our truths to the world, but it needs to be done.

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2. Guys can pee in bottles, standing up — pretty much anywhere; girls can’t.

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1. You will lose weight.

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To be clear, right off, I am not a fetishist: For a long time, I didn’t even know it was pee.

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It comes as no surprise that most women are not bombshells.