“My grandma used to put kittens in plastic bags and bury them alive.”
“He looked me in the eye and said, ‘I’m going to hell for this, aren’t I?’”
The Greek Orthodox Church has just told Rev. George Passias to go defrock himself.
Fogle: “My life had completely spiraled out of control on so many levels.”
I disconnected myself from the social media for a couple of days due to the urgent need to finish my first crime novel. I thought everything was going to be okay, until I found a strange e-mail in my spam. I opened it and after reading it, I called this person who urgently needed “my help.”
“I honestly feel no connection or love for either of them.”
1. I’ve been contemplating suicide for multiple months now.
What goes inside the mind of a pedophile? How can a child arouse and awaken sexual desires in an adult?
“Let’s all go visit this dude who hangs with underage girls on his island.”
“Sounds solid.” -Bill Clinton, probably
“My dad has a giant penis. Tired of living in your shadow, dad!”