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“Witnessed a guy cut his own d*ck off and throw it at a pill nurse.”

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When it’s that time of month you have a specific type of hunger that NEEDS to be satisfied!

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We’re going to make this really special.

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“I AM CALM!” I shouted (calmly). He turned the dial up, Big Sean echoing off the car walls.

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1. Jar of Peanut Butter

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Inspiration can come from the unlikeliest of places.

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Did you think it was beneath you? You are the same person that sweated in line you for ramen burger, or am I thinking of someone else?

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Chocolate is so overrated. You know the truth.

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My favorite ice cream flavor is chocolate-chip, or mint chocolate-chip, or really anything at all except for pralines and cream, which I think I would only eat if I were truly desperate.

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Milk chocolate is undeniably the most popular type of chocolate out there. We all think of the classic Hershey’s bar when craving milk chocolate. This guy is the one every girl wants to date and drools over.