No Need To Die Twice: Why I’ll Never Do Ketamine Again Jim Goad “ I was a biology-class frog, my brain severed from my spinal column, pinned down in a steel tray, unable to move or feel.
How To Murder Your Life: 28 Important Things I Learned From Cat Marnell’s Speed Freak Memoir Mélanie Berliet “ Interns make great prescription drug mules.
30 Classically Creepy Cannibal Killers Jim Goad “ “And now I was getting the feeling that I was actually achieving this perfect inner connection through his flesh. The flesh tastes like pork but stronger.”
The Horrifying Reality Behind 20 Popular Urban Legends Lorenzo Jensen III “ Gruesomely enough, there are several real-life instances of the “dead body under the bed” myth happening.
5 Rappers Who’ve Actually Killed People Zach Schwartz “ As our religions, politicians, and parents tell us, violence is wrong. But as our music, video games, and movies tell us, it also sells. Here are five rappers who crossed that oh-so-blurry line between lighthearted entertainer and brutal murderer.
In Defense of PCP: Where Has All the Angel Dust Gone? Jim Goad “ I have never read a positive word about PCP, and that’s what makes it such an exciting drug. And I haven’t read much about it at all since Jimmy Carter was president, which makes me miss it that much more.
All The Highs That Are Better Than A Runner’s High Brian Donovan “ Dancing along in their flattering workout clothes, sweating just enough to look glistening and invigorated, it’s a sickening display. Especially when I glance at the mirror in front of me and wonder why no one has called the cops.
I Can't Do Drugs Brad Pike “ I’ve tried smoking a couple times, but it never clicked with me like other people. Veteran smokers would watch me inhale and say, “It’s not a breathalyzer test. Don’t suck on it like a helium balloon. You don’t need to puff out your cheeks like a chipmunk. Have you ever seen someone smoke? Like on TV?”
10 Things That Have Lasted Longer Than Kim Kardashian’s Marriage Ryan O'Connell “ Elizabeth Smart went missing for nine months, nearly four times the length of Kim’s marriage. That means Elizabeth Smart survived in captivity with sexual abusers longer than Kim stayed married to Kris.
WTF, NYC? Racist Man on Subway Flips Out, Gets Naked, and Attacks Passersby Brandon Gorrell “ Last week I wrote about why I wouldn’t want to live in NYC, and if I had seen this video, I may have included “crazy naked subway racists on PCP and cops who don’t do shit while they attack random passersby.” I’m assuming the policeman held off on doing anything until after the enraged guy attacked two or three people because he… didn’t have back up?