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 Patrick Bateman 

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Latest Patrick Bateman Articles

The 6 Psychopaths Of Grindr

The 6 Psychopaths Of Grindr

Madison Moore Madison Moore
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Grindr is such a fun place!

What Your Workout Playlist Says About You

What Your Workout Playlist Says About You

Ella Ceron Ella Ceron
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You multitask hard in every single one of the same hours you and Beyonce have in a day.

14 Things You’ll Never Be Able To Un-See

14 Things You’ll Never Be Able To Un-See

Rachel Hodin Rachel Hodin
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1. Cougars at a hotel resort in Anguilla

A Rising Fetish For Wall Street Types

A Rising Fetish For Wall Street Types

Rachel Hodin Rachel Hodin
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“Some like to be humiliated and then have pictures of them doing these tasks posted online.”

My Workout Routine, As Told By ‘American Psycho’ GIFs

My Workout Routine, As Told By ‘American Psycho’ GIFs

Almie Rose Almie Rose
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Here’s what I’m thinking and feeling, before, after, and during my workout, presented to you in Patrick Bateman/’American Psycho’ GIF form.

American Psycho: Cleanse Edition

American Psycho: Cleanse Edition

David Dean David Dean
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You know how you’re always supposed to “sleep on it”, take a timeout, think about everything first before you burst into an adult tantrum-esque rant? Well…

The Savage Eye: Aesthetics After 9/11

The Savage Eye: Aesthetics After 9/11

Mark Dery Mark Dery
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We’d seen this movie before; suddenly, we were living it, even as we were seeing it through the aestheticizing lens of media memories.

The 8 Reasons I Go To Brunch

The 8 Reasons I Go To Brunch

Jeremy Glass Jeremy Glass
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It’s only going to be really sad when I’m doing this at age 30 and I still have under $50 in my checking account… but being 25 gives you some serious leeway to be fiscally irresponsible and permanently hungry.

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