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There are a myriad of other things they might do, like slamming doors, giving away something of yours, or offering you dessert that you’re allergic to or when you’re dieting.

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“Don’t drop hints. I will not get your hints. Just fucking say something.”

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Until I can leave, I’ll just have to write passive-aggressive articles about him.

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“Sebastian is annoying and yells whenever his wife doesn’t put cheese on his daily tuna melt.”

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I asked a bunch of guys about things that their girlfriends/exes said and how they learned (the hard way) what their girls really meant.

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1. Using wood-based adjectives to describe wine.

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It’s all too easy to be a jerk online.

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You can even. Stop telling me you can’t.

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24. Girls who don’t like it when their man spends too much time with his friends.

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The Digital Age is great, but what happened to real human connections?