Cherish the little moments. Staying up late with your roommate, doing laundry at 3 a.m. with your floormate, participating in university-funded events that involve 4,000 freshmen girls going to see the latest Nicholas Sparks movie.
I feel like it makes me dumber, slower, and fatter. It leads to insincere friendships and failed relationships. More than anything, though, I feel like it’s inhibiting my ability to have fun without it.
How many people in this room would you willingly bang?
Without you, the fun night could turn into an awful and regrettable memory full of terrible—and potentially fatal—decisions.
When it’s a small expense, it seems like it makes no difference at all — but it adds up fast.
Eight bucks for that teeny tiny shot you gulped down in two seconds? That can’t be right. Thank goodness you’re a lightweight.
You should date a slut because she doesn’t waste your time with uncertainty. She knows what she likes. And she wants to know what you like, too.
Fact: Couples that play together stay together.
Your body is a combo of bruised, bleeding, and semi-dying as you scroll through yesterday’s Snapstories trying to piece together your night.
It really is not that difficult to get ridiculously plastered a couple times a week or whatever and still be a productive member of society.