Your party friends think you are boring when you tell them you’re staying in.
Banning hard alcohol moves the narrative on sexual assault away from what it should be focused on, which is educating young minds on sexual assault and consent.
Take a double shot when you successfully have a nonverbal shit-talking conversation about someone right in front of them.
During this warm, sunny season, it’s pretty much mandatory to get together with friends as often as possible to celebrate life.
The best theme parties are the ones you put thought and care into planning. So whether you’re hosting or attending a Cinco De Mayo bash this year, consider these 10 unique ways to make your celebration that much more special.
Is he talking about vibes? Are those aforementioned vibes chill?
All of your younger sister’s friends who are still in high school.
The fake sports fan, who actually has no idea what the hell is going on.
The Champagne And Elderflower Cocktail: You are a trendsetter. You are three steps ahead of everyone, did yoga two years before all the other Lululemon Yogis, and you drink kombucha like there’s a mass shortage and you need to consume it all before it goes extinct.
Wear a gray tank top. Then find gray sweatpants. Top if off with a gray flannel/sweatshirt/etc. You’re 50 Shades Of Grey.