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Maybe if I had known, I would have felt better. Certainly, I would not have been pushing myself so hard to fit in.

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Rome In The Foam — Combine a toga party with a foam party. 

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ARIES: You’re the one who’s passed out on the floor because you “won” the drinking contest. Depending on what time of night it is, your friends may or may not have already drawn a mustache on your face with a Sharpie.

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People tell me way too much about their sex lives.

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You are loved. Not only when you’re drunk and stumbling with a fake smile plastered on your face, but through your pain and tears and bad days too.

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Sometimes, you even have trouble texting, because you know you’re going to freak out during the few minutes it takes them to respond. The anticipation is just too stressful.

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“We had chips and guacamole and pizza” like any normal 20-something girls.

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“Drunk girl couldn’t find a toilet on Saturday night so proceeded to pee in her handbag.”

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On a moral level, you hate what you’re hearing. But…

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Some of these college kids need help.