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Everyone knows you add an extra bit of flair wherever you go, and that the party doesn’t truly start until you walk in, 

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Buy a plain, wooden puzzle and ask your guests to all sign separate pieces. After the party, you can stick the pieces together and glue them down so you have your own unique piece of art!

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Ronna asked me along to a party celebrating Ellen’s new job as a runner on Kate and Allie. I put on a big print shirt over a low-cut tank top, rolled up my corduroys, and wore my high-top sneakers. The party was a mix of young Wall Street types and actor-types. Nobody seemed particularly fascinating or attractive to me although several of the guys were probably gay.

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Maybe if I had known, I would have felt better. Certainly, I would not have been pushing myself so hard to fit in.

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Rome In The Foam — Combine a toga party with a foam party. 

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ARIES: You’re the one who’s passed out on the floor because you “won” the drinking contest. Depending on what time of night it is, your friends may or may not have already drawn a mustache on your face with a Sharpie.

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People tell me way too much about their sex lives.

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You are loved. Not only when you’re drunk and stumbling with a fake smile plastered on your face, but through your pain and tears and bad days too.

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Sometimes, you even have trouble texting, because you know you’re going to freak out during the few minutes it takes them to respond. The anticipation is just too stressful.

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“We had chips and guacamole and pizza” like any normal 20-something girls.