Don’t ever be apologetic for who you are and the mistakes you’ve made.
Grab your eggnog and meet someone under the mistletoe — it’s holiday party season! And these 10 songs are the soundtrack to a great night!
Virgo: Binge-drinking Bud Light all night and complaining about how pointless and stupid football is.
I was desperately trying to fill the growing void within me with alcohol and attention from men; but no matter how much of it I got – it was never enough.
I think I’m trying to distract myself from thinking about other things because any thought that comes about naturally at 3AM is going to be a disaster.
You are loved. Not only when you’re drunk and stumbling with a fake smile plastered on your face, but through your pain and tears and bad days too.
Republicans are in a bind because they basically promised to repeal Obamacare and replace it with a conservative alternative. The problem is that Obamacare is the conservative alternative.
What are you even on, Pisces?
“The groom tried jumping into a pool from a second-floor balcony and broke his neck.”
ARIES: You’re the one who’s passed out on the floor because you “won” the drinking contest. Depending on what time of night it is, your friends may or may not have already drawn a mustache on your face with a Sharpie.