Rome In The Foam — Combine a toga party with a foam party.
People tell me way too much about their sex lives.
Sometimes, you even have trouble texting, because you know you’re going to freak out during the few minutes it takes them to respond. The anticipation is just too stressful.
“We had chips and guacamole and pizza” like any normal 20-something girls.
“Drunk girl couldn’t find a toilet on Saturday night so proceeded to pee in her handbag.”
On a moral level, you hate what you’re hearing. But…
Some of these college kids need help.
When you whip out a batch of lemon infused vodka popsicles at an outdoor shindig, you’re pretty much guaranteed to be everyone’s favorite guest.