“The extreme sex coupled with his love of shark week will make for an ocean romp he’ll NEVER forget!”
I posted a photo on Instagram and was shocked to see that, within seconds, all my ex boyfriends had liked it.
Maybe it’s not about catching them all. Maybe it’s about catching the one.
TEEN DIES FROM HYPOTHERMIA AFTER WEARING SLEVELESS SHIRT ON A SUNNY BUT FREEZING SPRING DAY:
“he died doing what he loved. being a douche”
“A good place to put inspirational quotes is up your ass.”
“I am ready to be assaulted with flavor. Take me to the feeding chamber.”
Giving a face and a voice to the Orcs living in New York.
I’ve been thinking a lot about calling someone in, to get rid of the ghost. Then again, like I said, this ghost is not entirely mine to bust. In a small way, they’re just here, too. It’s like that punchline to that old Myron Cohen joke, “Everybody’s got to be someplace.”
Well, turns out Trump did more than just hurdle word bombs on his fellow candidates, he kept notes, and we have proof!