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I’m here for the Paris HIlton/Kim Kardashian reunion.

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Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie recently hung out at the Daily Front Row Fashion Awards and my 2000’s nostalgia was out of control.

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Kathy Hilton tried to set Kim Richards up with Donald Trump. He would call her and invite her to New York and pay for her to come and hang out with him.

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Which is your favorite selfie?

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1. Kim Kardashian

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If you’ve booked your trip with any of the eight following types of people, you will need a serious escape plan. Now.

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15. The Kardashians
I didn’t want to waste so many of my 20 spaces on them, so they go in together as a group entry.

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I can actually think of a couple good reasons to not wear a flower headband; namely, allergies.

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6. The crouching mirror hidden flaws selfie.

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Though only 6 seconds long, Paris Hilton’s vines are dense with meaning and evocative imagery ripe for interpretation. In this first—and possibly last—installment, I will examine 5 of the earliest ones.