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All these germs, worms, parasites, and viruses are real—and REALLY scary…

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It doesn’t matter if you would drop everything for them…they won’t do the same.

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I’m warning you, this gets gross really quick.

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Ever since my bowels betrayed me about three and a half weeks ago, the fact that I managed to contract a flagellated protozoan parasite has been a source of great discourse and entertainment.