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“I could report u…i won’t if you send some pics…”

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“Cheerleaders can’t shower without having a lesbian orgy.”

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Rapper Iggy Azalea-who is no stranger to internet feuds-went after the don of deep dish himself, Papa John.

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This is a more widespread problem than any of us would like and you need to know about it.

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Are the plates bigger in America, or do they just fit more on the plate?

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We aren’t strictly talking about taste here, there are numerous factors being considered, including but not limited to cost, convenience and sex appeal.

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Pizza is like the entire food pyramid!

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I was going through a weird phase, okay?

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First of all, why in the world would anyone even step foot within 10 miles of a KFC when Popeye’s exists? Popeye’s is the Beyoncé to KFC’s Katy Perry — there is just no comparison, and one just looks sad when mentioned in the same sentence.