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What really turns guys on? I didn’t ask eight guys for the answer. Here’s what they didn’t really say.

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Namasté, motherfuckers.

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Eating the way our cavemen ancestors ate has become a very popular diet. There are many benefits, and I’ve jumped on the wagon myself. Here’s some ways to help ease the transition:

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It’s everywhere. In your stupid folded paper magazines, and your nonsensical Pinterest picture board, and on your Rachael Ray television programs, which might be a joke about how bad television programs can be, or might be an actual show.

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The norm in this country is still for doctors to be brusque and overly technical, and for probiotics and other dietary wisdom to be touted only in ways that can be fit into the space of a 20-second television advertisement.

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The Paleo Challenge is “centered on commonly available modern foods, the ‘contemporary’ Paleolithic diet consists mainly of fish, grass-fed pasture raised meats, vegetables, fruit, roots, and nuts, and EXCLUDES all grains, legumes, dairy products, salt, refined sugar, and processed oils.” So-to-speak, the challenge is meant for individuals to return to the most basic elements of eating and to find their inner-beasts.