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Jill Davis in Manhattan – you loved your new sporty modern bikini bra you bought from Urban Outfitters with its banded cutout detailing, its sleek silhouette and its strappy scoop neck – but then your boyfriend ruined it by throwing it in the washing machine and it is sold out online.

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It’s the 21st century, people. These are the sorts of stylistic innovations we’re going to have to get used to. I don’t know about you, but I’m personally stoked about a 3D version of The Sun Also Rises with music by Nicki Minaj.