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I decided to test a theory out… what if I replaced my coffee with orgasms instead for my afternoon pick-me-up.

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Mediocre sex and ordinary dick is everywhere.

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Women are taught that their orgasms aren’t that relevant.

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To all those boys and men who think that just because you came that sex is finished — it isn’t.

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It might be the smartest investment with the biggest payback (and by “biggest payback,” I mean, “most mind-blowing orgasms”) of your life.

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Pisces: The Rocking Horse. You’re a romantic. You want to be able to look into the eyes of your partner as you both orgasm together. 

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So, you want to learn how to make his toes curl, his fists clench and see him pull the most twisted, contorted orgasm face he’s ever experienced? I’m going to show you.

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It’s possible to orgasm just from your imagination.

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If you want rough sex, find a Scorpio.

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Sorry, Kylie Jenner, fillers don’t count.