“One day I realized that rubbing up against a stuffed animal while I was going to sleep felt good.”
“‘I hope my breath doesn’t smell.”
LEO: You cum quickest if there’s a mirror involved.
“I made my college girlfriend scream so much from sex that a downstairs neighbor threatened to call the cops.”
“Start like a fluttering butterfly. Finish like a bulldog eating a bowl of oatmeal.”
“Relax and have fun. Enthusiasm is sexier than whatever else you could possibly do.”
“When it’s been a long day, you finally lay down in bed and have that huge, satisfying full body stretch. I think I’ve literally heard this referred to as a ‘bedgasm.’”
When I’m just about to cum, like literally a second away, please don’t change what you are doing. Don’t suddenly change speed or technique. Just keep doing EXACTLY what you were doing.
There would be no cure for his disease. But for Fernita Chemise and the rest of the world’s unsatisfied women, the disease itself was the cure.
Gemini: She didn’t want to be rude and admit you had no idea what you were doing.