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The point is just feeling. Not finishing. And by removing the goal – and the focus and pressure that comes along with it – you are able to surrender.

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It is no accident or coincidence that women’s sexuality has been repressed and shamed for millennia. 

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Maybe you would feel more comfortable with the lights off. Or with music playing. Or with the windows shut tight.

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“One of my most intense orgasms was when I did some maid role play at a hotel with my boyfriend. The result was some nice anal with me riding him and having him choke me.”

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Q: So, masturbation—can you explain what that is like with two vaginas?
A: Not much different. I just get to choose which vagina.

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“‘I hope my breath doesn’t smell.”

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LEO: You cum quickest if there’s a mirror involved.

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“I made my college girlfriend scream so much from sex that a downstairs neighbor threatened to call the cops.”

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“Start like a fluttering butterfly. Finish like a bulldog eating a bowl of oatmeal.”

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“Relax and have fun. Enthusiasm is sexier than whatever else you could possibly do.”