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This is honestly so spooky.

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I didn’t choose the single life; the single life chose me. That’s how I feel, at least. I have always been a bit of a loner. I like my space and I need my introvert time.

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It’s the most wonderful time of the year: Oprah has released her favorite things.

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Sometimes it is difficult for humans to feel free in this world. Society tries to place people into confining little boxes. We are told how we should look, think, and act.

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But it’s frustrating to see someone with her influence using it to dig herself deeper into the pit of weight shaming. And she’s dragging an eager following down with her.

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“I have said what I wanted to say and I will not say it again.”

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1. You have no idea what day of the week it is.

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I’ll borrow Oprah’s words: I wouldn’t be the kind of mother I need to be.

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If the moral lesson here is that everyone should want to hang out with black people, then I think we have failed in getting this lesson across to Mr. Sterling.

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1. Oh my god, mom, it’s a built-in wedge.