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Intervention: Benny Is Addicted To Alcohol, Opiates, And Beating Up His Mom

Intervention: Benny Is Addicted To Alcohol, Opiates, And Beating Up His Mom

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What kind of documentary do they think they’re filming? In Benny’s case, he might think he’s agreeing to be on a show called, The Great Underappreciated Inventors Of Our Time. The producers may have told him that they were tracking his businesses on eBay and were impressed with his innovative products. Since Benny is prone to delusions, he might’ve flashed a sheepish smile and actually thought to himself, “Well, well, well. Look who’s finally taking a notice to little ol’ Benny.”