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My top three favorite hobbies of all time are reading, drawing, and re-doing my friend’s dating profiles.

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We were tethered by our computers and phones and I find myself haunted by these devices. Always waiting for a hand to extend through my screen. We are connected still, phantasmically.

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Well, the day has finally come (the one we all knew would happen eventually) whereby I, the serial online dater, have been catfished.

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That’s the point of being human. We have the ability to create connections that Wi-Fi would be jealous of. 

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Dating apps are a wonderful concept. But dating apps are not for everyone.

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Mantras can help to center and uplift you.

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He says he tells his sister he’s dating someone. And I guess that’s what it is.

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Dating in this day and age requires online dating. In my opinion, it’s a necessary evil.

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Pictures are worth a thousand words.

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Swiping right has exposed me to a whole range of human specimens.