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I wasn’t the one chasing you. I wasn’t the one who wanted you. I barely remembered your face, your name. 

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Aries: I hope they like to be blindfolded

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The Gemini goes all night.

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Don’t you dare think you can close our door, but keep it opened just a crack, in case you want to return when your legs aren’t as unsteady.

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Gary is a prude and is worried because Summer used to go out every night after her broken engagement, angrily picking up sailors, seminary students, and assorted Mr. Goodbars. She sounds like a mental basket case. The poor sap – he’s heading for yet another romantic disaster with this woman.

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I am not the girl you get to hold for a moment, then let go of. The girl whose worth is determined by the eagerness of your hands.

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You tell me you miss me and that things haven’t been the same, but all that’s different is that you’re starting to forget what my skin looks like in the dark.

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If you genuinely have to wonder if the guy you went on a date with last Thursday is actually a real life human being on this Planet Earth because you haven’t heard from him all week, he’s not looking to get serious anytime soon.

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“Called an Uber. Turns out her dad was the driver.”

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Do NOT under any circumstances allow yourself to enter casual sex with a close friend or somebody you already have any ounce of remote feelings for.