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I wasn’t the one chasing you. I wasn’t the one who wanted you. I barely remembered your face, your name. 

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Aries: I hope they like to be blindfolded

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The Gemini goes all night.

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Don’t you dare think you can close our door, but keep it opened just a crack, in case you want to return when your legs aren’t as unsteady.

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Gary is a prude and is worried because Summer used to go out every night after her broken engagement, angrily picking up sailors, seminary students, and assorted Mr. Goodbars. She sounds like a mental basket case. The poor sap – he’s heading for yet another romantic disaster with this woman.

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I am not the girl you get to hold for a moment, then let go of. The girl whose worth is determined by the eagerness of your hands.

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If you genuinely have to wonder if the guy you went on a date with last Thursday is actually a real life human being on this Planet Earth because you haven’t heard from him all week, he’s not looking to get serious anytime soon.

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“Called an Uber. Turns out her dad was the driver.”

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Do NOT under any circumstances allow yourself to enter casual sex with a close friend or somebody you already have any ounce of remote feelings for.

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I still remember our inside jokes, the feeling of me wrapped in your arms, the sound of my name being spoken by your lips