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Being open-minded about different tastes and interests is good for any relationship. Age has nothing to do with IQ score.

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1. The friend who’s in medical school.

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Give me those farmer’s markets, those coffeeshops, that early morning run. Let’s shop for some home decor, man!

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2. There is something unbelievably hot about a good dad.

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I’m guessing you were expecting something like pace yourself, but let’s be real. There’s no coming back from a good day bender, so you might as well embrace it.

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But mostly, I’m content. I’m just…feeling really OK with myself, and if that’s what getting older is all about, then bring it on.

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Patience is a virtue. And I will never have enough.

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What potential future regrets are you putting off right now?

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Have a really professional-sounding voicemail for absolutely no reason. The more legitimate and important it sounds, the better, even if you’re currently unemployed. In fact, especially if you’re unemployed.

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Halle Berry is a vampire.