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Truth is: no one can be Forever 21.

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After all, the state motto is “Smiling faces, beautiful places.”

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There were dozens and dozens of tapes inside each of the drawers, each labeled with a corresponding number in an order that was easy to pick up on. Mindy had a tape recorder, but all these tapes? When did she find the time?

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When I was 10, I wanted to be an astronaut, a writer, a spy, a superhero, and an advice columnist.

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Your metabolism and general energy levels are both beginning to turn on you.

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SERIOUSLY. GET OFF MY LAWN.

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My signal has been on continuously since 1952.

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I wake up in the morning and can’t open my eyes.

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5. Merely glancing at a tax form is enough to revert you back to infant-level maturity.

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3. You say things like “I’d love to, but it’s been a really long week.”