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This morning Teresa spoke to Eric, and I could hear them having a fight about his not calling over the weekend. Eric called her back just a minute after Teresa had left for work, and I ran out to the street to find her. When I said he was on the phone, she said, “Tell him to go to hell.”

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This older lady wrote a thank you letter for a radio that she won, but she didn’t stop at saying thank you.

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LOL these are so hilarious. Old people are the best!

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If you’re sitting down, it’s pretty much guaranteed you have a blanket draped across your lap.

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If it weren’t frowned upon, this would actually make for a very fast-paced drinking game.

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Vito called, asking if I’d like to join him and his constant companion Billy for the 10:30 PM show of Women Behind Bars. Divine, the fat transvestite, was pretty funny as the sadistic prison matron.

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Wow, what are they wearing?

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So. Funny.

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Three months ago I began training for a half-marathon. At first I thought the canal would be a great place to run, but I was wrong.

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Milton is my favorite.