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Why are you texting me so late?” — Me, getting a text after 10:00

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Why are you texting me so late?” — Me, getting a text after 10:00

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Slowly I started to see the Nanny I knew to be so insanely independent become dependent on others to help her live.

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We both realized that you were no longer the sweet, caring Grandmother we had always known. Somewhere along that past year your sanity had slipped away from you.

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You’re going to hell.

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As you grow, so do they. As your life changes, so does theirs. Each year brings you heartbreak or adventure or a new job or a trip across the country or some kind of change, and each year brings your life a little farther from theirs. But don’t let it.

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Who will be the hotter old person?

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3. You do not wait in line to get into bars.