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First off, I don’t do morning routines.

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Invent a Bring Your Dog To Work Day.

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This is really intense, guys.

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“Hello?” “Tyler?” “No. This is Beth from ICS.” “Oh. Hey, Beth!” So much awkward. So much hilarity.

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“Parcopresis” is the actual term for a fear of public pooping”. I hate your assholes and what they do. I hate mine too.

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Whether you are leading a team, a small business, or a corporation, trust is directly associated to how people perform, which in turn is linked to profitability and market value of your company.

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1. How is it only Tuesday?

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Coworker who I can’t see in adjacent cubicle shouted that ‘Angels & Demons’ is his favorite Dan Brown book and I held up my copy over the cubicle wall with arm fully extended and said loudly, “I have it right here.”

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Because the investors chose this specific CEO to be their company’s chief decision maker, it is known that a) the investors believe in the CEO’s managerial abilities and b) the CEO is personally accountable to the investors regarding the company’s progress and profitability. Therefore, regarding the typical CEO and investor relationship, it is difficult to assess if the CEO is in the position of ‘wise sage’ or ‘little bitch.’