10 Ways To Totally Kill It At Your First Office Job Amanda Coker “ Dedicate yourself to the job, but don’t let the job be your life.
10 New Reasons You Have To Quit Your Job In 2017 James Altucher “ Jobs are not so great. And they cause a lot of suffering. And you don’t really need them. Bear with me.
19 Mood-Lifting Things That Will Make Your Day At The Office 100% More Tolerable Maya Kachroo-Levine “ Invent a Bring Your Dog To Work Day.
5 Things No One Told Me Would Happen After I Graduated From College Meg Jones “ 1. You can’t run errands when you have a full-time job.
8 Friends You Absolutely Can’t Stand In The Office And How To Use Them To Your Advantage Nathan Fox “ The Cynic. They will quickly turn even the best of news into a shitstorm of negativity. You got a promotion? Great, good luck doing more work. You’re pregnant? Wow that must be awful. You won the lottery? Statistically you’ll be miserable soon.
23 Thoughts Every Normal Human Being Has While Working An Office Job Jessica Dentith “ 8 hours. I can do this. I’ve spent 8 hours watching Grey’s Anatomy before and I wasn’t even getting paid to do that. Fuck, now I just want to watch Grey’s Anatomy.
Every Email You Will Ever Get From Your Boss In PR, Ever Stephanie Callahan “ Having said that, there is really no reason to reinvent the wheel, even though there are many moving parts. If we keep this a high priority moving forward, this campaign can be used as an example of “best practices” in the future.
50 Morbid Thoughts I’m Having At Work Jimmy Chen “ The unblinking stare of my skull underneath the thin bloody sheath of my face managing a grimace, if only granted an expression.